BittyBlueEyes

I'm just a fangirl doing some fangirling.

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Hunger Games, Sherlock, and more!

Rose Tyler, the Tenth Doctor, and Dramione are my more specific obsessions.

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Yoga vs. Vodka

Savasana 
Position of total relaxation. 

Balasana 
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm. 

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana 
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs. 

Marjayasana 
Position stimulates the midirift area and the spinal column.  

Halasana 
Excelent for back pain and imsomnia.   

Dolphin 
Excelent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.   

Salambhasana 
Great excersice to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms. 

Ananda Balasana 
This position is great for massaging the hip area. 

Malasana 
This position, for ankles and back muscles. 




5 notes #yoga #vodka #drunk #lol

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Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith

#lol #funny

Dec8

Citizen’s Parking Violation- “THANKS FOR THE WAY YOU PARK YOUR CAR, YOU IGNORANT BASTARD. This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior. The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like domineering, egotistical, or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these catergories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the fleas of a thousand horses asses infest your armpits. WITH MY COMPLIMENTS”

Citizen’s Parking Violation-

“THANKS FOR THE WAY YOU PARK YOUR CAR, YOU IGNORANT BASTARD.

This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior. The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like domineering, egotistical, or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these catergories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the fleas of a thousand horses asses infest your armpits.

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS”

5 notes #funny #lol #road rage

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You know, I’ve always loved Count von Count, but even as a child, I wondered why we were learning to count in English by a guy who couldn’t pronounce 7 or 11. Five… Ah Ah Ah! Six… Ah Ah Ah! Sewan… Ah Ah Ah! Sewan! Sewan is di numbah of di day!

You know, I’ve always loved Count von Count, but even as a child, I wondered why we were learning to count in English by a guy who couldn’t pronounce 7 or 11.

Five… Ah Ah Ah! Six… Ah Ah Ah! Sewan… Ah Ah Ah! Sewan! Sewan is di numbah of di day!

3 notes #muppet #muppets #sesame street #lol #funny

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