BittyBlueEyes

I'm just a fangirl doing some fangirling.

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Hunger Games, Sherlock, and more!

Rose Tyler, the Tenth Doctor, and Dramione are my more specific obsessions.

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Dec17

Dec15

Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith

#lol #funny

Dec8

Citizen’s Parking Violation- “THANKS FOR THE WAY YOU PARK YOUR CAR, YOU IGNORANT BASTARD. This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior. The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like domineering, egotistical, or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these catergories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the fleas of a thousand horses asses infest your armpits. WITH MY COMPLIMENTS”

Citizen’s Parking Violation-

“THANKS FOR THE WAY YOU PARK YOUR CAR, YOU IGNORANT BASTARD.

This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior. The reason for giving you this, is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like domineering, egotistical, or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these catergories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the fleas of a thousand horses asses infest your armpits.

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS”

5 notes #funny #lol #road rage

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You know, I’ve always loved Count von Count, but even as a child, I wondered why we were learning to count in English by a guy who couldn’t pronounce 7 or 11. Five… Ah Ah Ah! Six… Ah Ah Ah! Sewan… Ah Ah Ah! Sewan! Sewan is di numbah of di day!

You know, I’ve always loved Count von Count, but even as a child, I wondered why we were learning to count in English by a guy who couldn’t pronounce 7 or 11.

Five… Ah Ah Ah! Six… Ah Ah Ah! Sewan… Ah Ah Ah! Sewan! Sewan is di numbah of di day!

3 notes #muppet #muppets #sesame street #lol #funny

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